Nobody Loves Me - Think I'll Go and Eat Some Worms
"My husband and I were discussing an old rhyme his dad used to recite: little fly upon the wall…, which you already have in several versions. You said you wanted to hear more about the worms rhyme... Here's the whole version as we know it in Australia:" -Nicky
Nobody Loves Me - Think I'll Go and Eat Some Worms
Children's Song
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Think I'll go and eat some worms
Short ones, long ones, fat ones, thin ones
See how they squiggle and squirm.
Bite their heads off
Suck their blood out
Throw their skins away
Nobody knows how well we live
On worms three times a day.
Notes
Deidre from Sydney, Australia sent the version she knows. It's the same as the version above except for the last two lines:
Nobody knows how fat you grow,
Eating worms three times a day.
Thanks and Acknowledgements
Thanks to Nicky Fidler for sharing this version of "I Think I'll Go Eat Some Worms". Thanks to Deidre Sawyer for sending her version.