Tottle 'em, Bottle 'em, Bother Aboo
Percy B. Green called this "A Catch Rhyme" in his book "A History of Nursery Rhymes". This probably means it's recited either as part of a ball catching game or as part of a game of tag. It sounds like a counting-out rhyme.
Tottle 'em, Bottle 'em, Bother Aboo
Nursery Rhyme
"Tottle 'em, bottle 'em, bother aboo,
Who can count from one to two?"
"I can, I can!" "Do, do."
"One and two---" "See, calf, see,
That's not two, but three, three."
"Three or two's all one to me."
Notes
The first line is nonsense as far as I can tell. Here are some definitions to help put some sense to it nonetheless:
Tottle: 1. from the Oxford English Dictionary, "to move and bubble, as a boiling liquid; also said of the vessel; and applied to the somewhat similar motion and sound of a rivulet over a stony bed. 2. ... to toddle.
Aboo: 1. from the Urban Dictionary, "a term commonly used by school boys to suggest randomness, weirdness".
Thanks and Acknowledgements
This rhyme can be found in A History of Nursery Rhymes by Percy B. Green (1899).