Hello, My Name is Joe
This hilarious song is beloved in Great Britain and the U.S. It's also called, "Hi, My Name is Joe".
Hello, My Name is Joe
Children's Song
Hello, my name is Joe,
And I work in a button factory,
I've got a wife, a dog and a family*.
One day my boss came up to me and said,
"Joe, are you busy?" I said, "No!"
"Then push this button with your right hand." (1)
Hello, my name is Joe,
And I work in a button factory,
I've got a wife, a dog and a family.
One day my boss came up to me and said,
"Joe, are you busy?" I said, "No!"
"Then push this button with your left hand." (2)
Hello, my name is Joe,
And I work in a button factory,
I've got a wife, a dog and a family.
One day my boss came up to me and said,
"Joe, are you busy?" I said, "No!"
"Then push this button with your right foot." (3)
Hello, my name is Joe,
And I work in a button factory,
I've got a wife, a dog and a family.
One day my boss came up to me and said,
"Joe, are you busy?" I said, "No!"
"Then push this button with your left foot." (4)
Hello, my name is Joe,
And I work in a button factory,
I've got a wife, a dog and a family.
One day my boss came up to me and said,
"Joe, are you busy?" I said, "No!"
Then push this button with your head." (5)
Hello, my name is Joe,
And I work in a button factory,
I've got a wife, a dog and a family.
One day my boss came up to me and said,
"Joe, are you busy?" I said, "No!"
"Then push this button with your butt." (6)
Hello, my name is Joe,
And I work in a button factory,
I've got a wife, a dog and a family.
One day my boss came up to me and said,
"Joe, are you busy?" I said, "Yes!"
Notes
*Or "I have a wife, and three kids."
Game Instructions
(1) Start pushing button with your right hand.
(2) Keep pushing the buttons with your right hand and your left hand.
(3) Keep pushing the buttons with your right hand, your left hand and your right foot.
(4) Keep pushing the buttons with your right hand, your left hand, your right foot and your left foot.
(5) Keep pushing the buttons with your right hand, your left hand, your right foot, your left foot and your head.
(6) Keep pushing the buttons with your right hand, your left hand, your right foot, your left foot, your head and your butt.
Comments
This is a popular Camp and Scouting song.
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Thanks and Acknowledgements
Many thanks to Gracie Gralike for the illustration.